9 Things Your Girlfriend’s Closest Friend Is Aware Of You (From A Lady)

Hey, it is me. Your girlfriend’s companion. We made your girlfriend leave night out to come choose me up because I became too drunk. You are made by me stressed if your gf is out with me personally. I trust no man therefore am skeptical of the every move. Oh don’t worry, I’m no mother hen. We (probably) won’t cock block you, until you deserve it. But I’m watching. And I also understand everything about yourself. That it’s not just you before you get mad at your girlfriend for having a big mouth, a quality I’m sure you appreciate, just know. I am aware everything about every guy she’s connected with. Perhaps the people she hasn’t told you about. I’m maybe maybe not right here to share with you dust if you make one false move, I could ruin your life on her, I’m just letting you know that. Just Exactly How? Because here’s the thing I find out about you…

1. I Am Aware About Your Dick, Demonstrably

I’m sure everything there is certainly to learn about your penis and any task associated with it. Her very first impression of the pecker ended up being described if you ask me and our other two roommates in complete information upon her return from your own very very first rendezvous. (more…)